bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
anglosexual: imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. this sounds like a really classy rap
ifwemetupatmidnight: every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down
basedgodniall: when you and your friends hate the same person
fake-mermaid: update in australia: prime minister julia gillard visited a school today and someone threw a sandwhich at her
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
derpalicious: greenmariosmansion: alakazams really are so smart look at this guy he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this Foresight finally worked.